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T⃤S⃤K⃤ Darren

Bears are weak asf

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Tt • 137d

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T⃤S⃤K⃤ Darren• 137d

They're low-key kind of fat if you really think about it like if we think about it technically what's really stopping me from crawling between their legs and just grabbing a handful of those big black bear nuts and just hanging on and just tugging on them like I'm a squid game and I'm just tugging them back like a slingshot I just let go and it hits them and they cry like what's stopping me who gonna stop me not the bear

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Tt• 137d

I really don't like polar bears, you know? Because one time I had a dream about a polar bear. And it scratched my back. And you know that feeling when something cold hits your back? That was like the reaction. So yeah, I really don't like polar bears.

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Guy• 11d

*****, are you autistic? Bears will fuck you the fuck, especially the blacks. Black ones will fuck you up. Big giant ass motherfuckers. Yeah, they may be skinny, but God motherfucking DAMN!

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T⃤S⃤K⃤ Darren• 11d

What are you talking about black bears? Black bears are the easiest ones. Those ones you just got to get up, start tweaking, you know, take off your clothes, wave them above your head, and look bigger. They're going to run. I think you mean brown bears. Brown bears, yeah, that's what you got to play dead. White bears, yeah, none of them works. White bears, you're finished. Go ahead, pack your bags, pray to your God, pray to whatever God you believe in. You're going to be seeing them real soon.